Pervertables

Sometimes everyday household objects can be used in other ways.

"Oh yes, Cindy, those kitchen utensils like the wooden spoons
you gave me are coming in handy.
I'm getting plenty of use out of them."

 

"Hubby, this is now Mine. You don't touch it unless told to. Understood? We're going to fix that little masterbation problem you have. From now on, that seed only comes out when I say so.
Are we clear?"
(Sometimes ties make great leashes)

Rugbeaters aren't just for beating rugs.Sometimes they're useful on a male that needs to be reminded of the right way to behave.