Kinky Country Fair

I have lots of ideas. I came across an idea that I wrote down in 2008:

"One day I could plan a big Kinky Country Fair...The Kinky Country Fair could have pony rides, dog contests (Best in Show, Prettiest Bitch (Or bitchboy), Most obedient, Fastest through an obstacle course, dog with the waggiest tail, etc.), crafts/flowers/handmade gifts for sale, cooking demonstrations, a "kinky cake and dessert contest", sub-driven rickshaws for transportation, games and rides, eating contests, bodypainting, archery for ladies, possibly magicians or sub juggling contests, wax demonstrations, sub potato sack races, kinky gift basket raffle, hogtie contest, art contest, kinky cookout (food area), a (human) petting zoo, bdsm quilts on display (by lifestylesewing.net), and more."

And we could have a "make your own kinky crafts" area, an exhibitionism hall, etc.

What do you think? Have any other activity ideas for it?