Seeking a new bitch

Seeking new sub. (I get alot of applicants already but am seeking the right fit. I want someone I can be proud to own, who is unselfish and kind. No druggies, alcoholics, liars, cheaters, selfish, married or emotionally immature people. Must be able to serve Me in beautiful southwest Florida.)

5 Love Languages: quiz retaken

Gary Chapman's book and website "The Five Love Languages" tells about how people feel loved in different ways. He has a free quiz to determine which love language you are. The highest score is 12. I took this quiz in the past and posted about it before, but here are my new results:

My Scores:
Receiving Gifts: 12
Words of Affirmation: 7
Physical Touch: 5
Quality Time: 5
Acts of Service: 1
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Receiving Gifts

Don’t mistake this love language for materialism; the receiver of gifts thrives on the love, thoughtfulness, and effort behind the gift. If you speak this language, the perfect gift or gesture shows that you are known, you are cared for, and you are prized above whatever was sacrificed to bring the gift to you. A missed birthday or a hasty, thoughtless gift would be disastrous—so would the absence of everyday gestures. Gifts are heartfelt symbols to you of someone else’s love and affection for you.

Words of Affirmation

Actions don’t always speak louder than words. If this is your love language, unsolicited compliments mean the world to you. Hearing the words, “I love you,” are important—hearing the reasons behind that love sends your spirits skyward. Insults can leave you shattered and are not easily forgotten. You thrive on hearing kind and encouraging words that build you up.

Physical Touch

A person whose primary language is Physical Touch is, not surprisingly, very touchy. Hugs, pats on the back, and thoughtful touches on the arm—they can all be ways to show excitement, concern, care, and love. Physical presence and accessibility are crucial, while neglect or abuse can be unforgivable and destructive. Appropriate and timely touches communicate warmth, safety, and love to you.

Quality Time

In Quality Time, nothing says “I love you” like full, undivided attention. Being there for this type of person is critical, but really being there—with the TV off, fork and knife down, and all chores and tasks on standby—makes you feel truly special and loved. Distractions, postponed activities, or the failure to listen can be especially hurtful. Whether itʼs spending uninterrupted time talking with someone else or doing activities
together, you deepen your connection with others through sharing time.

Acts of Service

Can helping with homework really be an expression of love? Absolutely! Anything you do to ease the burden of responsibilities weighing on an “Acts of Service” person will speak volumes. The words he or she most wants to hear: “Let me do that for you.” Laziness, broken commitments, and making more work for them tell speakers of this language their feelings don’t matter. When others serve you out of love (and not obligation), you feel truly valued and loved.
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Important to Remember:

You may have scored certain ones of the love languages more highly than others, but do not dismiss those other languages as insignificant. Your friends and loved ones may express love in those ways, and it will be beneficial for you to understand this about them.

In the same way, it will benefit your friends and loved ones to know your love language and express his affection for you in ways that you interpret as love. Every time you or they speak one another’s language, you score emotional points with one another. Of course, this isn’t a game with a scorecard! The payoff of speaking each other’s love language is more of a feeling of “this person understands me and cares for me.” This translates into better communication, increased understanding, and, ultimately, improved relationship.

If you have not already done so, encourage your friends and loved ones to take The Love Languages Profile. Discuss your respective love languages, and use this insight to improve your relationships! "

Checkup Time

Have you had your annual checkup and spanking?

Get your butt in shape, sissy!

 

Want your butt to look better in your panties or more enticing?
Here's some exercises for a sissy to improve one of their best ASSets, their butt.

#1: Do Sissy Squats. (Yes there is really an exercise called "sissy squats".)
#2: Cross Leg Glutes Stretch
#3: Bicycle. A real bike or a stationary bicycle.
Click HERE to see these exercises and more for the butt. 

By the way, I found a photo on the web of an interesting bike:

Good for toning and stretching your butt, sissy. ;)

Sissy giving foot worship

Sissies humbly worshipping their Mistress' feet...

Good gurl! Worship your Mistress.

Feminization is Fun!

Enjoy yourself! Be a sexy bitch.

Quote of the day:
"Know the masculine, keep to the feminine {Lau Tzu, 570-490 BC}"

Bdsm conference with strapon sucking class

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The Diagnosis

"Oh my!...your face...it's looking all pink.
We'll have to get you checked out by the head nurse.
First take off your clothes so you can be examined."

"Yes, there's definitely something unusual going on with you.
I think you may have caught something. We'll have to run additional tests to be sure. Get up on the table and wait for the specialist to come in."

"All lubed up now. Hold still while I get the thermometer."

"Ssshh. I prefer to take temperatures rectally. It's more accurate."

"Aaah. Oh yes, my special rectal thermometer slid in so deep. And you're very hot now."

"It seems you're transforming right before my eyes. Your true nature is coming out."

"Your diagnosis is Sissyitis! It's a severe case of SSS...Sissy Slut Syndrome. Your willingness to bend over and stay like that while you knew your ass was going to be penetrated confirms it, never mind your whoreish moaning while you're filled. You seem to really enjoy it."

"Of course, we'll have to keep going to be really sure."

 "Take it all, sissy slut."

"Also, all this testing is very expensive. Of course, I have ways you can work off that debt, after hours."

"You will be my sissy maid, slut and slave forever."

"I also have a special prescription for you. Take it (say it) at least twice a day from now on."

The End.(They lived happily ever after. And the Sissy Slut Syndrome never did get cured. It turns out it was incurable...but enjoyable. lol.)

Tip: How to feminize your Voice

Here's a tip I read online for any crossdresser or transgender who wants to sound more feminine at times...

"Secrets to Passing as a Woman, by Leslie_Denise.
You don't have to wait until you are passably feminine to enjoy the benefits of being a woman. However, if you are going to leave the house en femme, being able to pass makes it easier to enjoy the perks of femininity without the hassle of confronting people's prejudices. Here are some secrets that will help in passing as female.

FIND YOUR FEMALE VOICE
No matter how great you look, having a distinctly male voice is one thing that can out you faster than anything else. The fastest way to sound more feminine is to model a woman's voice through singing.

Here's how to do it ...
Turn on some music and sing along with a female vocalist, preferably one with a naturally deep voice, such as Cher, Pink, or Natasha Bedingfield. Once you are singing in tune and have found a range that feels natural (you don't have to go too high), turn off the music and try speaking in this tone. Keep switching back and forth between singing and speaking until it feels natural. Not only does this help you develop a female pitch, you will also be able to emulate the breathiness and dynamic range of a woman. (Contrast this to male voices, which are deeper, stronger and more monotonous.)

The reason singing is more effective than just trying to talk like a woman is because singing is a right brain activity. The right side of your brain is associated with creativity and tapping into your “creative brain” can help you master a new way of using your voice much more quickly.

Finally, don't forget that lots of genetic women have naturally deep voices. Don't try to make your voice sound too high. Instead, try to find a pitch that is as low as possible while remaining in a female range."

(More info: For those who are determined to have a feminine voice, you might want to look at buying Kathe Perez's mp3 audio program at www.voicefeminization.com because I've heard good things about it. Also there's lots of free video clips on youtube such as this one. -Mistress Lisa)

Chivalry

Chivalry: "Knights vowed to be loyal, generous, and "of noble bearing". Knights were required to tell the truth at all times and always respect the honour of women. Knights not only vowed to protect the weak but also vowed to guard the honor of all fellow knights. They always had to obey those who were placed in authority and were never allowed to refuse a challenge from an equal. Knights lived by honor. -- wikipedia"

Her strapon slut

"I own your ass."

"You like being treated like my dirty little slut, don't you?
You'll take it whenever I tell you to!"

"Now tomorrow night when I come home, be sure to wear some
lacy thigh highs and panties. I want you looking like my sexy slut.
And that'll do...for starters." ;)

St. Paddles Day

Happy St. Paddles Day! There's no green beers, just red rears!

Get in to position, sissy! There's 17 whacks coming to you!

Hold still, sissy! 

Whaaaackkk! You know you need it! 

(You gotta love the holidays! lol.)

Loving submission expressed

Here's a profile writing by a random sub online that I enjoyed reading:

"I want to obey my Domme because I know that it's a way to express my love for her. It makes me happy to know that I am pleasing her and she appreciates and loves me for it. There are a lot of different kinky things that fascinate me, so I'm hoping that I can do things that are mutually satisfying for both my Domme and myself. I'm pretty open minded about a lot of things too, so If my Domme really wants something, I'm willing to try to learn.

I believe that love can be expressed in many different ways but none more deeply, for me, than to give all that I am in complete monogamous servitude to my Domme.What more can one say to express their love than to say "I live to make you happy. I will use all of my talents to please you. I will learn all of your wants. I strive to anticipate and fulfill your needs. I obey you with joy and purpose. I submit to your discipline with understanding and complete trust. You own all of my body to take and use as you see fit. My pain, humiliations and sufferings are trials of devotion to you. I wait ever eager to to pleasure you and perform with selflessness and gratitude. My mind and heart are loyal to you alone". I believe that for a loving long term relationship with a Domme to work, a Domme must appreciate a sub's devotion and treat them with respect and compassion, because one can not be, without the other. A sub completes a Domme, just as a Domme completes a sub.

The love, trust, understanding, loyalty and communication that exist between a Domme and a sub are, to me, more deep, pure and profound than what I think any vanilla relationship could ever hope to achieve.

I'm looking to have an emotional and romantic connection with a Domme. I want someone that loves me, that we can get lost looking into each others eyes, that we understand each other and enjoy making each other happy."

(he wasn't my type physically and we never talked but I thought that was beautifully expressed. I do believe that a loving relationship between a domme and sub can become a deep connection over time. -Mistress Lisa)

Happy Sensual Saturday

It's sensual Saturday. Here are some photos of some sensual kisses that I like...

Girl Scouts and Gurl Scouts for cd's

 It's Girl Scout Cookie Season. I got mine, did you get yours?

Speaking of girl scouts, I came up with a new idea: Having a "Gurl Scouts" troop for crossdressers and tg's. Check out the website I made about my idea at http://www.GurlScouts.com and let me know what you think.-Mistress Lisa.

Want to dress up like a girl scout and earn badges for your skills?

Want to be a Sissy maid?

(by the way, I have that frilly petticoat in the closet 

in my crossdressing room. It's very short. lol)

A sissy maid serving her Mistress well.

Sweet Surrender

Here are some images I like....

Surrender. Honor Her. A male who fully gives himself to a woman is beautiful.

It can be an expression of love and trust.

You Might Be a Kinkster If...

(Here's a funny list I gathered in the style of "You might be a redneck if..." )

You Might Be a Kinkster if...:

…You are intentionally vague when co-workers ask what you did on the weekend.

…You have a dirty smile on your face when you complain about being sore.

…Your toy drawer has overflowed and you have to keep the rest of your "gear" somewhere else.

…You spend more time on kinky websites than Facebook.

…You hold your phone when showing off pictures so that no one can swipe left or right and see anything either than the one photo you want to show them.

…You can't walk through a hardware or dollar store without a grin on your face from thinking of new pervertables you see.

…You look at strangers and imagine scenes with them.

...The local tack store has started to hide their crops when they see you walk through the door.

...The local hardware store sends you a Christmas card every year.

...You have locked cabinets so that the neighbors will not see your 'toys'.

...You can't let anyone see your charge card bill because most of it is from Dungeon Depot.

…You have to keep the bedroom door closed so visitors won't see the giant dog cage or other  kinky things that are in there..

…You overhear a mother threatening to spank her child and you have to look away really fast. (Mmm…spankings)

…More often than not, at parties, you find yourself adorned with battery operated accoutrements or other unusual things.

…You look at your bruises and remember exactly how ya got 'em.

…You’re on an NSA watch list because of your Amazon wish list.

…You have to stop and remember who your talking to before you say "Dom depot" instead of Home Depot.

..When someone finds your toy chest and asks what’s in it, and you reply with a simple "mementos".

...You have more sexy lingerie than the next girl. (and you're not even a girl).

…You have to re-read things because you see the wrong word. I live in Horry county not Horney county, etc...

...When you eat,  sometimes it is out of a dog dish.

...The mailman brings more than one package a week in a brown paper wrapper.

...When everyone else is saying they should have bought stock in Microsoft, you're wishing you'd bought stock in Master locks.

...You have to ask permission to ask permission.

... You buy the red-colored version of plastic wrap in the food supply section because you are never going to use it for food anyway. And you buy the XXL version of the wrap, to not leave one bit of skin uncovered.

...You have more fetish clothing than everyday 'normal' clothing

...You have more than one gas mask and have never been in the military.

…People ask you what you got for your birthday and you think of your spanking or kinky presents.

...When you visit a doctor you have to tell him that the bruises and marks are not from spousal abuse.

…You size up people at work (or basically everyone you meet......sometines even your pets) and decide if each one is Dom, sub, a little, foot fetishy, cross dressy, switchy..and so on.

... You sit at work with a smile because your backpack next to your desk is full of kinky things for the weekend ahead.

..You are seriously deep in lies about participating in martial arts with your coworkers because it is your cover for any bruises and funny walks.

...You can't make it through a metal detector in the airport becuase of all your piercings.

…You would rather wear bruises than jewelry.

…You’re too far gone that it’s hard to ever think of being boring vanilla again.

…You say "Community" and people think you are talking about the neighborhood.

…Being called a slut or whore is a compliment to you, not an insult

…You pick up kitchen items in a shop and slap your hand or forearm with them "to get a feel'".

…You have to be careful that some things under your clothes aren’t showing.

…You giggle when someone mentions the "DM" is coming to your store. lol District Manager, not Dungeon Monitor.

…Some Amazon.com warehouse worker has been traumatized by an order you placed.

...When you go to the movies, your Owner sits in the aisle seat while you sit 'in' the aisle on your knees.

...You have not sat on top of a piece of furniture in years.

...You get a bit excited when clicking a "Submit" button online.

...The family dog runs free because you are wearing his leash.

…You look at Dog Collars lovingly in the pet store
(Even better: you actually try on dog collars in the pet store, after looking around to make sure no one's watching.)

…You can be in pretty much any vanilla situation and find something kinky about it.

Women now allowed in Olympic ski jump for first time

For the first time in history, Women from around the world will be allowed to compete in the Ski Jump competition in the Olympics. So watch them on tv on Tuesday, Feb. 11 when they're in the 2014 Olympics in Sochi, russia.

Related links:
http://nypost.com/2014/02/04/5-women-to-watch-in-ski-jumping-at-the-sochi-games/

Olympics tv schedule

Signs of Respect

Show Respect.

Good boy.

Good gurl.
(One of my nice blog readers, tg diane, submitted this photo of her demonstrating the kowtow position because I posted on my blog in the past saying I didn't yet have a photo of a sissy in this position. Thank you, tg diane. It's lovely. -Mistress Lisa)

Scared strapon ken

I think this image is amusing...

When Barbie gets kinky

(Hmmm...I wonder what the candied apple and chocolate syrup are for. Maybe Ken can lick the chocolate syrup off of Barbie's strapon cock before he sucks it deep. And he can later bite the candied apple while Barbie takes his ass so that the neighbors don't hear. lol.)

Karma

I've been admiring black and white photos lately. Here's a photo I like...

"The Lotus flower symbolically represents karma in many Asian traditions. A blooming lotus flower is one of the few flowers that simultaneously carries seeds inside itself while it blooms. Seed is symbolically seen as cause, the flower effect. Lotus is also considered as a reminder that one can grow, share good karma and remain unstained even in muddy circumstances."

"Karma: means action, work or deed; it also refers to the principle of causality where intent and actions of an individual influence the future of that individual. Good intent and good deed contribute to good karma and future happiness, while bad intent and bad deed contribute to bad karma and future suffering."-wikipedia.

What did you get for Christmas?

 What did you get under the tree?
Did you get what you wanted for Christmas or not?