Your diagnosis

"You're not feeling well? Let me feel your hands. 

Oh my! It seems you have a bad case of Sissie-itis."

I have the perfect prescription for you...

"I have to turn you into a sissy. It's for your own good. 

Don't worry. You'll learn to like it. You may even love it."

"Wow. It's wonderful. I feel so much better in the party frock.

I love being a feminine sissy! Thank you, sissy-itis."