Friday, July 20, 2012

First human male dog park

"Have you been walked today? you, yes you.
It's time for your walk now. Get down, boy."

The ladies are enjoying the new human male dog park that just opened up.

I sometimes fantasize about winning the lottery and buying a large piece of land and turning it into the first human male dog park. It would be the most beautiful park imaginable and have lots of things to entice more women to come and walk their males. 
Such as beautiful unique gardens and an indoor cafe & art gallery.
(all landscaped using male labor of course)
 Vertical fruit trees that are on the cafe building
provide free fruit such as apples in the summer months.
A nice snack to take to one of the seating areas or they also
can be used to play fetch with the male pups.

Seating areas are available for ladies to gather and chat with friends.

 But some ladies just like to use their males as seats.

In the male dog park, there are also gazebos and relaxing
water features and winding pathways.

And beautiful statues of Goddesses
spread out throughout the gardens.

 Also, there is a water fountain area for the male doggies to play in. The water varies from full stream to disappearing shoots of water that suddenly jump up. Lots of fun for pups to play in and for women to watch. (photo taken by me today of water feature in naples)

Everyone seems to love the new park. It's also a good way to get in some exercise during the day. Here you see a pup thanking his Owner for the walk outdoors with her today.

Personally I wouldn't walk a male as my pet unless I was proud to own him and show him off as my property...belonging to Me. So him being walked by Me is actually a honor/compliment.

Related link:
-If there's any truth to Earthing, then the more direct contact with the ground, the better your health will be.

1 comment:

  1. Dear Mistress Lisa,

    i am definitely ready for a walk in Your park! i have my pink collar on, my leash is in my mouth and my puppy-tail is inserted and ready to wag for You;-)

    Humbly,
    triss

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